cool_bearr

Join The GFCA Club!

Meet your future friends! 

Have Fun In the group!

LINK: https://www.chess.com/club/the-great-fun-chess-association

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Have fun seeing my bio! (Make sure to read all of my bio.)

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CLICK TO FRIEND

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Do you know me? https://buddymeter.com/quiz.html?q=SpkcUTm

Are you my true BFF? https://truebffs.com/ezb0myn

How do you roast people? https://pollsgo.com/poll?p=OuRuQc8

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Extra chess websites!

https://www.superhardalgebraproblems.com

https://www.justdoinghomework.com

https://www.schoolschoolschool.com/

https://www.chezz.xyz/

https://www.pleasedontblockchess.com/

https://www.c4355.com/

https://www.schoolnetworkadminsarethebest.com/

Probably the end...

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Some Interesting Facts

Did you know that the earth is not flat, but not perfectly round either?

A woman in the United Kingdom once called the police when her ice cream didn't have enough sprinkles.

Russia has 11 time zones.

Venus is the only planet to spin clockwise.

It’s impossible to hum while holding your nose.

Australia is wider than the moon.

Allodoxaphobia is the fear of other people’s opinions.

Human teeth are the only part of the body that cannot heal themselves.

Competitive art used to be an Olympic sport.

The first person processed at Ellis Island was a 15-year-old girl from Ireland.

Google Images was created after Jennifer Lopez wore the green dress at the 2000 Grammys.

Lemons float, but limes sink.

The Eiffel Tower was originally made for Barcelona.

It would take 19 minutes to fall to the center of the Earth.

The longest English word is 189,819 letters long.

A fear of long words is called Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia.

The real name for a hashtag is an octothorpe.

There were active volcanoes on the moon when dinosaurs were alive.

Sudan has more pyramids than any country in the world.

Japan has one vending machine for every 40 people.

McDonald’s once made bubblegum-flavored broccoli.

Finland has more saunas than cars.

The longest time someone has spent holding their breath underwater is 24 minutes and 37 seconds. 

It’s illegal to own only one guinea pig in Switzerland.

The letter “Q” doesn’t appear in any American state’s name.

Only four countries in the world have national anthems with no lyrics.

The average cloud weighs over one million pounds.

Animals can also be allergic to humans.

Finland has been ranked as the happiest country in the world for 7 years straight.

Your brain alone burns around 400 to 500 calories each day.

Approximately 10% of people are left-handed.

Besides water, tea is the most popular beverage worldwide.

Your heart beats an average of 100,000 times each day.

The first animals to travel to outer space were fruit flies.

Tomatoes are a fruit, not a vegetable. 

Chihuahuas are the smallest dog breed. 

Snakes smell with their tongue.

A chicken once lived for 18 months without its head. 

Ketchup was once sold as medicine. 

A sheep was the first animal to be cloned. 

A mile is 5,280 feet long. 

Platypuses sweat milk.

Japan released sushi-inspired Kit Kats.

Comets smell like rotten eggs. 

The Hollywood sign used to say Hollywoodland.

Peanuts aren’t a type of nut. (They are legumes.)

Blue whale tongues can weigh as much as an elephant.

Giraffe tongues can be 20 inches long.

Shrimp’s hearts are located in their heads.

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Profiles

--> Stumble Guy's profile: [21ST4R12] (ALT)

--> Stumble Guys profile 2: [ST4RLOL] (MAIN)

--> Scratch Profile [Aahan-_-]

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Some clubs

The Great Fun Chess Association

Laugh Master Group

1STARS2

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Here's a ticket to my Friend List.

FRIEND LIST

@Snailplayingchess My bully who became a friend (kind of)

@HarmonyMS My BEST FRIEND! (That I will always see after 1 year ) Here's a special link to how we met----->https://www.chess.com/variants/4-player-chess/game/11628192/170/1   (I didn't know the grammar that time...)

@NathanGoatOfChess17 My BEST FRIEND! I met him when I joined the GFCA (Great Fun Chess Association) club in November 2023, Nathan made me an SA in GFCA because I was helping him. So DO join the GFCA (Link at top)

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Jokes

Please friend me, when I get to 1000 views I'll make even more jokes! Be sure to read my entire bio! Message me if you want to be in my bio! You can also submit some of your jokes! 1. What is the skeleton's least favourite room? A: The Living room. 2. If you were born 6 years ago, how old would you be? A: 6 years old 3. Why is the tomato red? Cause it saw salad dressing 😂😂🤣🤣🤣 4. Why did the couple go to the gym? A: Because their relationships don't work out. 5. How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together. 🤣🤣😅 6. What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese. 7. How do you organize a space party? You planet. 8. Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired. 😶🤣🤣🤣 9. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems. 🤔🤔🤔 10. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite. 11. Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up. 🥚 12. How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it. lol, 13. What do you call a factory that makes good products? A satisfactory. 🤣🤣🤣 14. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole-in-one. 😱🥶😹 15. Why was the big cat disqualified from the race? Because it was a cheetah. 16. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 17. What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta. 18. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 19. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! 20. Why don't oysters share their pearls? Because they're shellfish! 🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣 Time to introduce some of my best friends! (if you want to be on my bio just friend with the link below the Blunder Master title and follow me, and I’ll try my best, to include you! And if you’re a nice person, bonus description!

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Quotes

1. An expert was once a beginner.

2. A man without a goal is like a ship without a radar.

3. Never give up.

4. Defeat is never final.

5. If you can't do great things, do small things in a great way.

6. Believe you can and you are halfway there.

7. Life is a succession of lessons that must be lived to be understood.

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Now, why does everything have to be about me? Let's talk about you!

Whether you like it or not, I know a lot about you. For example, below are

ten things I know about you:

1. You are alive.

2. You can breathe.

4. You didn't notice that I skipped number 3.

5. You just went back to check.

6. You are smiling at how you keep on falling for this.

7. You just read this sentence.

8. And you just missed that I skipped number 7!

9. You just went back to check only to realize I didn't skip anything! 

10. You think you are done!

11. You forgot I skipped the 3 and you think that I accidentally added an extra one.

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Award giveaways!

DM me 'pizza' to get 'Have some Pizza

DM me 'pizza2' to get 'Pizza Order'

DM me 'Happy New Year!' to get both 'Happy New Year!' and 'Have a great New Year!'

DM me 'Chirstmas is finally here!' to get 'Merry Chirstmas'

DM me 'carrot' to get 'Staying Healthy!'

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More coming soon...

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