9 THINGS I KNOW ABOUT YOU
1. You're reading this.
2. You're a human
3. You can't say the letter P without separating your lips.
4. You've just attempted to do it.
6. You're laughing at yourself.
7. You have a smile on your face and you skipped number 5.
8. You just checked to see if there was a number 5.
9. You laughed at this because you fell for it and everyone else did too.